Saturday, April 23, 2011

The Last Ride

A fiery inferno somewhere in hell was performing its routine activity. The demons tried to maintain all the prisoners in a queue. The Demon general took rounds on his black bull while slashing his whip at random prisoners.

The prisoners were directed towards the canyon of flames. They would be pushed into it, so that Satan could feed on their souls. Most of them didn't know why they were here. All they knew was that the universe never disclosed reasons, for which it punished people. Some prisoners blamed their destiny as they silently sobbed. Some regretted their sins, with heads bent down.

Somewhere in the queue was a prisoner with a stupid grin on his face. Onlookers thought he was mad. On being whipped he would let out an airy giggle. He looked at the black bull as it passed by him, letting out a puff of steam on his face. He closed his eyes as the steam blurred his view. He was suddenly shaken by the general's whip struck hardly on his back. The black bull was huge with bright red horns. They said that the bull had been blessed by Satan himself. As the mad prisoner saw the Demon General moving away from him, he broke the queue and sprang up on the bull. He pushed the General down and caught the bull by the horns. The bull went out of control as it turned back and started running uncontrollably.

"Yeeeeehaaaaaaaaa!" the prisoner let out a loud squeak as the demons ran after him.

After being chased for half a mile, the prisoner was finally put down by the bull as it kept on running. All the demons circled around the prisoner as they continuously whipped him. The Demon General came up to him, and stared at him with his blood red eyes.

"I don't know my fuckin' sins, but that was fun!!!" said the prisoner.

He was answered with some more whips, as he laughed like a maniac.

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The idea of this story, came to me last year. Tough time it was for me. But for some strange reason it was kinda fun. Maybe, I too was riding on a bull. A bull called "hope".

So yea. When in hell. Get up on your feet and ride the fuckin' bull!

Hahahaha! =D


 

PS- If you've managed to survive the whole story without dozing off. Make sure you leave a comment. You'll make me happy. Yep!